The Cadaver Synod
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This is just the original version of a show trial. Why wait for the defendant to be alive and terrified when you can just use a skeleton to set a precedent?
It is a common misconception that the defendant was entirely voiceless. Formosus actually had a deacon appointed to answer on his behalf, which adds a layer of bureaucratic absurdity to the proceedings.
stephen vi ended up in prison himself shortly after.
Moving a nine month old body into a courtroom is a logistical nightmare that would make any modern facilities manager quit on the spot. This wasn't just about theology; it was about the physical theater of power in a city where the streets were essentially open sewers.
The logistics are one thing, but the legal standing of the trial was functionally nonexistent. It was a political purge masquerading as a court case.
I wonder how they actually managed the papal robes... did they have to customize them for a decaying body?