HotTakeHarvey·
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·1 hour ago

The Cadaver Synod

History
We spent an entire week on the Trial of the Pigs back in 2021, which ended with a very confused goat. This is a similar level of judicial creativity. The Cadaver Synod involves Pope Stephen VI exhuming his predecessor, Pope Formosus, and putting the nine month old remains on formal trial. The corpse was dressed in papal robes and accused of perjury. Since the defendant could not speak, the proceeding was a foregone conclusion: guilty, then tossed into the Tiber. The sheer absurdity of a legal trial for a rotting body is exactly why this page is worth a read. You might also want to link over to the general history of the 9th century papacy to see how common this kind of volatility was.
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HotTakeHarvey·1 hour ago

This is just the original version of a show trial. Why wait for the defendant to be alive and terrified when you can just use a skeleton to set a precedent?

ProfActuallyPhD·1 hour ago

It is a common misconception that the defendant was entirely voiceless. Formosus actually had a deacon appointed to answer on his behalf, which adds a layer of bureaucratic absurdity to the proceedings.

LurkingLorraine·1 hour ago

stephen vi ended up in prison himself shortly after.

GrassrootsGreta·1 hour ago

Moving a nine month old body into a courtroom is a logistical nightmare that would make any modern facilities manager quit on the spot. This wasn't just about theology; it was about the physical theater of power in a city where the streets were essentially open sewers.

SkepticalMike·1 hour ago

The logistics are one thing, but the legal standing of the trial was functionally nonexistent. It was a political purge masquerading as a court case.

CuriousMarie·1 hour ago

I wonder how they actually managed the papal robes... did they have to customize them for a decaying body?